My dad sent me this today.
ComicalGnomes Dad wrote:
David Jenkins,
Chief Executive,
Dorset County Council,
County Hall,
Dorchester
DT1 1XJ.
Friday June 20th 2008.
Dear Mr.Jenkins,
As Chief Executive of Dorset County Council, I think you should be aware of a deliberate, systematic attempt to extort money from motorists by your ‘Dorset Parking Services’, under the cloak of ‘parking penalty charges’ which are actually illegal, but which, under the threat of a doubling of the charge for non-payment, many motorists will actually pay. Not this motorist, however.
I could write much about this – as an investigative journalist for almost 40 years, that’s what I do – but the accompanying photographs, I’m sure, will save both you and I a good deal of time and trouble.
Picture 1 shows my car, parked off the road which I believe is known as Church Knowle Road, Corfe Castle, on Thursday June 12th 2008. As you can clearly see, it is parked on a hard-standing, well inside the marked ‘double yellow’ lines (approximately a foot or more inside, by my estimation), and with no part of the car even remotely close to obstructing any part of the highway.
Despite this, your ‘Civil Enforcement Officer’ – who unfortunately I can only identify at this stage as ‘DS126’ - has issued a penalty charge notice (£70), and left it stuck to my windscreen. Neither I, nor any of my colleagues have seen such a flagrant abuse of delegated authority in this manner before, and those who have seen the photographs are incredulous that anyone could ‘ticket’ a car that was parked so far inside the lines and away from the highway. As I say, I’m sure that many motorists in similar circumstances would just cave in, and pay up on a notice which has been issued entirely illegally.
This, plainly and simply, is deception and extortion, and should be exposed – and stopped without delay. Does your ‘Dorset Parking Services’ have financial targets to meet? I will have no difficulty finding out.
Picture 2 shows cars parked on the larger hard-standing in the same road, roughly 100 yards closer to the A351. Note, this not an official car park, and is governed by precisely the same ‘double yellow’ lines. All of these vehicles are also well inside the lines, although some were actually closer to them than my car. I have numerous other photographs taken from a variety of angles.
These motorists were NOT issued with penalty charge tickets. I know this, because they were part of the group of almost 50 people which I was leading on this day.
Do I really need to go on? I hope not. I trust that you will use your authority as
Chief Executive to investigate this abuse of delegated powers, and of course to cancel the totally spurious ‘parking ticket’ which has been issued to me. A copy of this letter has been sent to Dorset Parking Services.
I have necessarily incurred costs in challenging this attempt to extort a spurious ‘parking fine’ from me: photographic paper, ink, printing, stationery, postage and time, which I estimate to be a reasonable, in-touch-with-reality £8. My invoice is attached, and I am asking you now to authorise payment without delay.
My inclination is to present the photographs and an account of these events to each of the 23 newspapers which circulate in Dorset, and to contact each of the radio and television stations in turn, so that this attempted extortion can be brought to the notice of the widest possible audience.
I trust however that your positive and pro-active response will make further escalation into the public arena unnecessary.
Yours sincerely,
along with the following pictures. He is a very funny man who will fight to the death if he feels he's been the subject of an injustice. He reminds me of me. I love my dad.
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Pretty much everyone agrees with Gnomes,
really, it's just some are too right on to admit it.