B&B 43

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:39

Stop!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:41

Grim... wrote:

Stop!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14513

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38638

Grim... wrote:

Stop!

In the name of love?

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5374

DavPaz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Stop!

In the name of love?

Hammer Time

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Collaborate and listen.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38638

Bloody cleek.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14415

I've booked tickets for Eurogamer Expo in September in that that London. Yay me! Tickets are selling fast apparently if anyone wants any.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2014 21:10

FOUR HOURS TO GET HOME!

Four Fucking hours!

Malc

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11894

We need some distance travelled for context here.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:24

Bobbyaro wrote:

We need some distance travelled for context here.

45 miles!

My first bus was late, and then broke down, waited 45 minutes for the 2nd bus, which had it's engine blow up at speed! Big swerve to the left, and then a crawl to a lay-by. No sign of a replacement bus, so a mile and half walk along the hard shoulder of the a38 til South Brent, where I asked my wife to pick me up from. However, she missunderstood where I was, so went past the broken down bus, turned around, and came back again.

Decided I wanted Fish and Chips, but it was far too late as the chippie had closed for the day! (It closed at 20:00 I know I live in rural Devon, but 20:00! FFS!) So, I normally leave work at 16:45 and get hom about 18:20-18:30, yesterday I got home, just before 21:00!

Malc

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:07

Thought you were a rugby man, Kovacs?

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Anybody off of here going to 2,000 trees this year?

I'm all booked in from Thursday.

http://www.twothousandtreesfestival.co.uk/ for reference

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49240

Trousers wrote:

Anybody off of here going to 2,000 trees this year?

I'm all booked in from Thursday.

http://www.twothousandtreesfestival.co.uk/ for reference

When all you need is a bush?

Huh, it's in Cheltenham. Might be worth dropping Kissyfur a line, he's local.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 13:49

GazChap wrote:

Thought you were a rugby man, Kovacs?

Call me Safe Hands Halstead

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26009

Creepy Hands Halstead.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 14:30

Wandering Hands Halstead.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

Tits mcgee

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Brian

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 14:36

Was pretty sickened to see Prince Charles donning a whole chestful of medals in front of GENUINE D-Day vets yesterday, some of whom had to face 20% survival odds. Is he for real? How dare he in such illustrious company!

What did he do to earn them and what are they for? Gardening and jam-making, or pissing off Architects perchance?

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Cavey wrote:

What did he do to earn them and what are they for? Gardening and jam-making, or pissing off Architects perchance?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6147544.stm

Or short answer - yeah fuck all.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

To be fair, US servicemen got Afghanistan campaign medals for flying over the country while it was on.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 14:58

Not when they were four years old, though.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

I suspect he is advised what he has to wear, and knows that they are worthless but doesn't feel strong enough about it to stand up and say no.

He could, and should, say no, but I would be surprised if he thought they had value.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11894

Yeah, imagine if he didn't wear them. Then there would be a hoohah about him 2disrecpeting are soljers".

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2014 16:28

Bobbyaro wrote:

Yeah, imagine if he didn't wear them. Then there would be a hoohah about him 2disrecpeting are soljers".

Yeah, I know, it just stuck in my craw.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26009

I have got a mug of hot peanut butter drink. I've just put in a pinch of salt.

Oh.

My.

Goodness.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:20

Mimi wrote:

I have got a mug of hot peanut butter drink. I've just put in a pinch of salt.

Oh.

My.

Goodness.

I am reliably informed that hot chocolate with a spoonful of peanut butter in is the best thing ever. Sounds mental to me though.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

just think of it as M&M drink

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

Exciting news of the day. I have eaten some beans on toast! Go me!

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Trooper wrote:

Exciting news of the day. I have eaten some beans on toast! Go me!

This kind of blisteringly exciting chat is why I keep coming back here.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Also: because no one else would have me. You poor fools.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

It was pretty exciting, my first proper meal since Monday night...

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Trooper wrote:

It was pretty exciting, my first proper meal since Monday night...

I presume there's a medical context here and you're not just on some kind of super hard-core (I.e. hilariously dangerous) diet?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

Bamba wrote:

Trooper wrote:

It was pretty exciting, my first proper meal since Monday night...

I presume there's a medical context here and you're not just on some kind of super hard-core (I.e. hilariously dangerous) diet?

Aye, tonsillectomy.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Trooper wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Trooper wrote:

It was pretty exciting, my first proper meal since Monday night...

I presume there's a medical context here and you're not just on some kind of super hard-core (I.e. hilariously dangerous) diet?

Aye, tonsillectomy.

Oh, yeah, sorry, I remember you mentioning it now. Apologies dude, I'm quite drunk right now. Anyway, surely that means you've just been taking the excuse to live on a diet of ice cream since the operation? And ice cream is proper food no matter what anyone tells you

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

Ice cream has been just as painful. The pain hasn't been a raw pain that is soothed by ice for me, it's been more like throat and tongue muscle pain, swallowing has been difficult regardless of what it is.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2014 17:54

I wish to be quite drunk right now but the powers that be decided against that. Instead, I have tidied the ground floor of MaliTowers and now the sun is out. I shall attempt a sortie to a pub tomorrow, though.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Trooper wrote:

Ice cream has been just as painful. The pain hasn't been a raw pain that is soothed by ice for me, it's been more like throat and tongue muscle pain, swallowing has been difficult regardless of what it is.

I was being a bit glib as I've never had my tonsils out but, if it helps, I had so many bouts of ridiculous tonsillitis when I was young that I and my parents wished they would just whip the fucking things out. Seriously, I had bouts so bad that when my temperature would spike I'd think I was a character from whatever TV show I'd watched last. It was awesome! By which I mean terrifying and horrific.

I can sympathise though in that what you describe sounds like how I felt when I got my tongue pierced years ago, it was a soup-only diet for me for weeks. Which was excellent given how much weight I lost. Hmmmm.
*looks at belly*

I'm glad you're feeling better though dude, if your eating at all now then you'll probably be pretty quick to get back to normal.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

MaliA wrote:

I wish to be quite drunk right now but the powers that be decided against that. Instead, I have tidied the ground floor of MaliTowers and now the sun is out. I shall attempt a sortie to a pub tomorrow, though.

This kind of blisteringly exciting chat is why I keep coming back here.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2014 18:01

Bamba wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I wish to be quite drunk right now but the powers that be decided against that. Instead, I have tidied the ground floor of MaliTowers and now the sun is out. I shall attempt a sortie to a pub tomorrow, though.

This kind of blisteringly exciting chat is why I keep coming back here.

I'm not being paid to post, right now. Quality costs.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

Bamba wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Ice cream has been just as painful. The pain hasn't been a raw pain that is soothed by ice for me, it's been more like throat and tongue muscle pain, swallowing has been difficult regardless of what it is.

I was being a bit glib as I've never had my tonsils out but, if it helps, I had so many bouts of ridiculous tonsillitis when I was young that I and my parents wished they would just whip the fucking things out. Seriously, I had bouts so bad that when my temperature would spike I'd think I was a character from whatever TV show I'd watched last. It was awesome! By which I mean terrifying and horrific.

I can sympathise though in that what you describe sounds like how I felt when I got my tongue pierced years ago, it was a soup-only diet for me for weeks. Which was excellent given how much weight I lost. Hmmmm.
*looks at belly*

I'm glad you're feeling better though dude, if your eating at all now then you'll probably be pretty quick to get back to normal.

Reading online I've actually been quite lucky so far, the pain hasn't been that bad and i've been able to survive the day without relying too much on painkillers.

The main issue has been lack of sleep, which just compounds any little problem.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2014 18:07

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/43933570

I quite like this. Despite lack of garage. I might pitch it to wife.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2014 18:37

Just heard a cover of 'I wish' by skee lo.

Genuinely one of the worst things I've ever heard.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16619

MaliA wrote:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/43933570

I quite like this. Despite lack of garage. I might pitch it to wife.

Is the giant penis mirror in the bathroom included in the price?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22385

markg wrote:

MaliA wrote:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/43933570

I quite like this. Despite lack of garage. I might pitch it to wife.

Is the giant penis mirror in the bathroom included in the price?

Dude, that's your reflection...

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Got a fancy dress party on Saturday. The items I've ordered have been dispatched, with an estimated delivery date of Thursday - Monday... It's all arriving Monday, isn't it. Fucksake, why can I never be more prepared! Although, I'd have thought that a week was adequate time for delivery.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2014 16:46

The railway system is madness at times. Because I am now very important and busy I have to go to places by train to do stuff. An open return from Leeds to B'ham new street is £116. If I split the journey into 3 returns (Leeds to Sheffield, Sheffield to Derby and Derby to B'ham) it's £52. Amusingly, I have to change seats three times on the same train, but that's the way it is I suppose.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2014 17:06

flis wrote:

Got a fancy dress party on Saturday. The items I've ordered have been dispatched, with an estimated delivery date of Thursday - Monday... It's all arriving Monday, isn't it. Fucksake, why can I never be more prepared! Although, I'd have thought that a week was adequate time for delivery.

If all else fails, paint yourself red and say you've been told you're the devil

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