Be Excellent To Each Other

Slightly Green is gone! He ended the game with £100.
He was a townie.

Individual player league table:
1. Slightly Green £100

[playerlist]
KovacsC
DavPaz
sdg
Cras
Curiosity
GazChap
Grim...
bobbyaro
british nervoso
saturnalian
nickachu
Mr Russell
Zeppo
[/playerlist]

Player Totals:
KovacsC £100
DavPaz £100
sdg £200
Cras £100
Curiosity £200
GazChap £150
Grim… £150
bobbyaro £200
british nervoso £200
saturnalian £200
nickachu £200
Mr Russell £200
Zeppo £100

There were 4 players who did not use their night action.

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With 13 players alive, 7 votes are required for a lynch

Day 2 ends Monday at 7pm, or sooner if there is a majority vote.

YEAH FUCK GAZCHAP UP

Wait, how has everyone got £100 or more?

Seriously?

Man. I really should have read the rules.

So, er, Slightly Green was just a bog standard capitalist, then?

So Grim... And Gazchap have £150 each. Does that mean one stole off the other and the other chose to make money?

Or they both stole off the same person, who chose to make money.

So, did either of you steal or not steal?

Does it even matter? Probably not!

Why Gazchap when he appears to have done the same thing as you?

4 people didn't use night action, Cras was one of them, but admitted to not reading the rules, so that might put him above suspicion as a baddie, as they would be more likely to read the rules looking for their powers.

So... [vote:DavPaz] (or kovacs or Zeppo if others prefer) for being someone who isn't partaking in the game as much by not using a night action.

I think it is pretty clear that GazChap invested and Grim... stole 50% of Gaz's original 100.

Ah right, I read that as grim... Wanting to vote for Gazchap! Sorry!

I stole from Zeppo, although the only reason was simply to be a dick.

What, you can't have, unless Grim... also targeted zeppo, but if that is the case, what is with Grim...'s post?

I am confused.

Grim... is almost certainly not being literal, he's been on a "FUCK GAZCHAP UP" crusade for a long time before we became capitalists

Stealing from someone on the first night seems monumentally pointless, seeing as the max you can steal is £50.

So that means Zeppo made money, which took him to £200, and you stole 50% which would take him back to £100, so where's that extra £50 come from, and who was the other person who didn't use a night action.

This makes no sense!

Well, much as it breaks me up inside, [vote:GazChap]

I guess Gazchap has 150 because someone stole from him simultaneously.

I don't get it.

Zeppo invests (£200) and Gaz steals from Zeppo (Z £150, G £150) then Grim steals from Gaz (Z £150, G £100, Grim £150) which must mean that Gaz or Grim are lying.

If Zeppo forgets an action it doesn't work either.

If Zeppo steals from someone who invests. (Z £150, SE £150). Then Gaz steals from Zeppo (Z £100, G £150, SE £150) then Grim steals from Gaz (Z £100, G £100, Grim £150, SE £150). Nah, that doesn't work.

UNLESS.

...someone GAVE £50 to someone. So the person who Zeppo stole from gave Gaz £50.

So I suppose the question is:

What bollocks am I on? Oh, and Zeppo what did you actually do last night?







someone else stole from Zeppo (Z £150, G £150, Gr £150, SE £150) then someone else 2 steals from someone else (Z £100, G £150, Gr £150, SE £100, SE2 £150) someone else 3 steals from someone else 2 (Z £100, G £150, Gr £150, SE £100, SE2 £100, SE3 £150) then someone else 4 steals from someone ... etc. Basically there'd be another person with £150. But there ain't.

So someone is lying.

Unless Zeppo steals...

Hang on, thinking...



Zeppo, did you invest

Erm... Can you ignore this lot which I appear to have not deleted and left in by accident! It's all cobblers anyhoo!

Grim... and Gaz both clearly stole from Zeppo.

Yeah, I chose to earn £100.

Then, gaz stole half of my then £200. But at the same time, gaz's £100 gets robbed for £50, putting him on £50 + my £100. I think.

Steal comes after make, doesn't it? So Zeppo's thing works. I think.

Why would anyone steal instead of make?
I'm going to [vote:Curiosity] because he seemed dodgy yesterday. I don't think the mafia would be daft enough to steal on night one would they?

Nope.

To FUCK GAZCHAP UP.

I'm inclined to believe Grim... as he has history of fucking GazChap up (or at least trying).

Either Gaz or Grim... are lying then and liars are bad and thus, thence and therefore are Mafia.

I'll be happy to vote for either at this stage.

Unless someone can use maths to explain why they ain't lying at which stage I'll vote for the quietest again.

You mean, like the maths on the last page which explained it?

I think the order of actions should be posted on the first page of each day, as everyone seems to be getting them all confused.

For some reason I thought Gaz stole £50 of £200 so I've completely not understood the rules like a spaz. Carry on...

If it helps... actions (in the order they occur at night):

- Donate (and getting a donation). Choosing this option will gift a designated player with an amount of your choosing.
- Make money. Choosing this option will add £100 to your personal total.
- Steal money. Choosing this option will steal 50% of of the money from a designated player.

This early in the game I can't see any reason to steal other than for the lols, so for now [vote:unvote].

If that's right then I should have got £100 off Gazchap, but I only got £50, and he only lost £50, which means that "making money" must come after "stealing money" - I don't think there's any onther way we could have both ended up on £150 otherwise.

So either someone's maths went screwy or something we don't know about happened last night.

No, because your steals happened simultaneously - you stole from his 'pre-steal' total.

Ah, true. So he must have stolen from one of the following:
KovacsC £100
DavPaz £100
Cras £100
Zeppo £100

So - did one of you choose to "make money"?

Oh yeah, Zeppo. SO WE KNOW NOTHING.

Bugger.

[vote:Mr Russell] for throwing my name in so casually earlier...

I'm happy to throw a vote in for Russ because I don't like hugging him.

I'll wait and see if someone with a clue turns up first, though

.

Fair enough. That was before all the maths was explained though, and I tallied people on £100 (there were 4) with people who hadn't done a night action (also 4).

My bad.

All true capitalists would be looking to make money on the first night. Anyone who's admitting to stealing is very high on my Suss-o-meter^{TM SM © ®}, as follows.

Grim... is also on my Suss-o-meter^{TM SM © ®} due to his erratic posting about fucking GazChap up.

Suss-o-meter^{TM SM © ®} Results:
GazChap: |------0-|
Grim...: |----0---|

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I would like to buy a share in your suss-o-meter.

For what it's worth, I didn't use my night action because I forgot. I was too busy snorting coke out of a hooker's arse crack.

I wish he'd changed after the game, to be honest.

Each share is £50. Please donate during the night phase.

It's hardly erratic, I've been doing it for about six months