Be Excellent To Each Other

Oh what a beautiful morning. Unless you've been up since half four with a toddler that has a chest infection.

Or indeed unless you've had your body widely distributed around the town square.

Thefirefaerie has suffered such a fate.

At her feet lie a sniper rifle, in her hands a revolver and in her pockets some gnocchi. Alas for her, those locations are some distance apart.

Thefirefaerie was a Mafia Goon.


People look around to see who else might be missing... but no. Everyone else is alive.

[playerlist]
DavPaz
Trooper
Craster
Ian Fairies
Bobbyaro
Malc74
Nickachu
Grim...
TheVision
[/playerlist]

Five votes for a lynch, y'all.

Day ends at midday Tuesday.

Then what the fuck is left? If we have a goon, there must be another don?
And a sk? Good for us mind! One less scummy bastard to worry about.

Ha! Nice one, SK!

BOOOM! 1 Don down, followed by a goon. Anybody else want to carry on FOSing me now, you fuckers

<narrows eyes at Nickachu>

Nah, the goons just carry out without a Don.

If we're lucky, it's only the SK left.

I think it would be foolish to assume there are no more mafia - but, yay, go town!

What about a potentially recruiting mutant?

No thanks, I've just eaten.

Just eaten TFF!

*dramatic chord*

There must be a new don, for there to still be a goon, there is always a leader isn't there?

P.s. I'm back at work today, so apologies in advance if I'm a lot quieter

<collective sigh of relief>

It's a possibility, but we are at day 5, with 11 people down. We should have evidence that someone was recruiting by now if there was a recruiting mutant, shouldn't we?

Could this be a non-killing, recruiting mutant? Brain slugs? Pod People?

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE.

*narrows eyes*

I'm not sure I've ever known it be a formal 'this is the new Don' thing. So TFF could have been the 'new Don' even without it being in the role description. If only so I can be smug about:

[Vote:Davpaz]

I reckon he's the SK.

Really??

Yes.

Care to share?

I'll be honest, I had a funny feeling about him too.

Just a hunch, you've been loud enough not to be quiet, but quiet enough to to be loud. Melting into the background. Suspicion!

I must confess, I don't exactly disagree with my townie chums.

There's something off about DavPaz.

Oh dear. Control your mob urges and consider who may be left...

A serial killer.

Or...

And perhaps some mafia people, of course. And perhaps self-detonating aliens, forr all I know.

Yo, God! Are you going to tell us when all the mafia are dead?

Two mutants.

A village auntie?

Do you think they're doing the killing, though? Only one of them can be, if that's the case (or one of them is really unlucky).

Hopefully, they were purely fodder for SDG to catch. I'd still like to know their win condition, though - but as they haven't spoken up I guess it's not town.

Has it occured to you that there hasn't been any mutant kills? Blind scum, indeed.

Except of course that there's nothing stopping what we think are SK kills actually being mutant kills. Every single victim has been torn apart.

Which now, of course, makes me now think you're a mutant with a kill role.

I know right, davpaz has to be stopped!

Well, I can't speak for our friendly neighbourhood SK, but the mutants certainly haven't been doing the killings.

That sounds a lot like a roleclaim to me.

Also... I suck at recruiting

Every night there has been a kill, which has involved someone being ripped apart. That sounds like the action of a freak to me...

Let's off him then!

He's claiming to be an "unsavory character" we don't want him in our town surely.

Cards on the table

Brain Slug Mutant
You are a townie... or are you?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR NECK?

It's a Brian Slug, and you are a mutant. You are harmless but ambitious. Every night, you will attempt to spread your slugs to another. This is not as easy as you think. In order for the slug to transfer, your target must be protected by a doctor or in some other way, or else the attempt will fail.

Your win condition is PEACE (everyone changed to mutants)

Oh, fuck off. There is no way that would be a role, it has an effectively unachievable win condition! Make everyone a mutant, and you can only do it if they are protected. 20 people and games that usually last 7 days or so?

Plus the typo in description? Written in a hurry was it?

[vote: davpaz]

There wouldn't be a typo in the PM! Gerrim!

[vote: davpaz]

FOOLS!

Don't make me anglry!

RAGE BUILDING!

Uh, yeah. I'm gonna [vote:DavPaz]

*moves menacingly towards Grim...*

*ahem*

Sorry. What I meant to say was "I'm the cop"

Or the looney at this rate.

If there is one.

Or the Don

Or the SK

or the brian slug

[vote:Thevision]

He seems well dodgy.

*Hides up a tree until someone else turns up and decides it would be a good idea to lynch the werewolf*

Rule 1 - Cardio.

*brushes teeth*

*ties napkin around neck*