Be Excellent To Each Other

You all know how rubbish I am with computers. I can't figure out how to change my internet settings to allow this forum on my computer. SO I'll only be appearing very rarely when I can get on at college.
I hope you're all well, and not missing me too much

Has everyone had a good day? I've been working SOLIDLY on Psychology coursework, about the ways in which society stereotypes females to be inferior to males in terms of intellectual ability- joy.

Someone make today worth getting up for.

What exactly is blocking beteo from (presumably) your home PC?

Cheer up!

...I have NO idea. Told you I'm rubbish with them.

I bet it's the cookie clearing thing.

Easy - just get one of these and cookie-be-gone:

Yeah, me too. I've got a 'once-and-for-all' solution for that this weekend.

It's been mighty nice meeting you all.

Yeaaa!!!

Doesn't he make you want to just hug him?

A B C D E F COOKIE MONSTER!

I've tried that. It doesn't work. It just mashes up the cookies, but they're still there.

Apology accepted.

G H I J COOKIE MONSTER! K L M N O COOKIE MONSTER! P Q R S T U V W COOKIE MONSTER! X Y Z

COOKIE MONSTER! is the only letter of the alphabet to appear more than once - trufax.

No, Tam, your face is an idiot.

Have you put something about them being unable to work computers?

Yeah, I reckon women are fick too.

It's spelled 'wimmin', fool.

Pipe down, female.

Everyone knows that women lack the higher reasoning capabilities and the abstract thought processes needed to understand modern "computing machines", let alone the complex, interconnected "web" of telephone lines, telegram stations and "hubs" that makes up the intertubes.

Fixed.

I'M ONLINE.
AT HOME.

Can't make fun of me now, any of you!
And no Davydd, your face is an idiot

My face told your face how to fix your face's lack of BETEOlogy.

no, your face is a hairy idiot.

get a room, faces.

Beteors! WE SHAINE AND.... oh hang on, I've spelled 'shine' wrong. No, this won't do at all.

I was happily enjoying a cup of tea there. You just made me splutter it out everywhere from laughter.

Once upon a time, there was a patriarchal hegemony. It said 'females! You are inferior to males in terms of intellectual ability!'

Problem with hegemonies is that they're hard to shake. Years of girls doing better than boys at school has made inroads, but the most patriarchally hegemonic people are the old-school blokes who think school's too easy nowadays. Innit.

When they all die, the social stereotypes may die with them. But wait - what was that about kernels?

What are you, a girl or something?

Hello!
So, er... What was the actual problem?

A bird, a bit like a duck that honks, had got stuck in her router, and distracted her everytime he went near it.

By all accounts.

Ah, women.

There was a piece on the news the other day with the heading at the bottom (footing?) 'WOMEN BISHOPS'.

You wouldn't say 'MEN BISHOPS', would you?

Oh, and hello, Tam. Glad you got it sorted, whatever it was, duck-related or not.

Watch me!

If I have nightmares about that picture, Kalmar is is deep trouble.

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!

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I probably shouldn't have gone on this thread whilst sitting in a very quiet library.

Don't worry MaliA, I'm paying attention to you at least. I find it funny

...you didn't type that entire thing out, did you MaliA? [see, I'm paying attention too!]

Would love to read it, but I got a D for GCSE Latin.

Thanks.