Be Excellent To Each Other

The town , sick with guilt from lynching another of their own decide to spend the night together in the pub.

After a few pints, Alarm and Goddess Jasmine nip out for a smoke. As soon as they step out of the room, a scuffle breaks out, followed by awful screams and thuds.

The townie's rush back into the pub to the sight of Joans being beaten roughly to death with a variety of rubber phalluses by LaceSensor, Gospvg and Sinister Agent.

"Don't-a go too far, folks!" says LaceSensor, the Mafia Don, "You're-a next!"

[vote:alarm]