On noes! Another video.
The Video wrote:
It's late at night, a cold night, a night full of possibilities, a night where something feels like it will happen, an impending night if you will.
Warhead is just shutting up shop, not been the best way to spend the time really, little custom, seems people aren't too happy about being out on the streets alone the past few days.
The shop is closed and it's the long trudge home for Warhead, to an empty house, with no sound of laughter. He is old now, the kids have left home, recently divorced, the only thing that keeps him going is the shop and his friends in the town.
It's a fair old trek to Warhead's house, and as he is walking past the construction site for the new hypermall-o-mart, he sees an envelope on the floor. A red envelope. There is something written on the outside, Warhead stoops over to look...
The envelope has "A Joke" written in black ink on the outside.
Warhead opens the envelope and pulls out the note.
"Knock Knock" writes the note.
"Who's there?" says Warhead, he turns over the note.
"A huge, heavy barrel." writes the note.
That's it, nothing else written.
"I don't get it?" says Warhead.
A curious smell of bananas permeates the air and an italian accented roar screams from above, Warhead looks up... just in time to see the huge, heavy barrel inches from his head.
CRASH!
"Now he gets it."
Warhead was a
Female townie.
Who else isn't around? And what's that funny whining noise? Rounding a corner, you see a body has been tied to the back bumper of an electric car. The car is driving around and around a car park with no driver: a brick placed on the accelerator and the steering tied up to full lock. As the car continues driving at full speed around the car park shreds of skin, flesh and sinew are being continuously scraped from
zaphod79's now lifeless body.
"Surely he would have been able to escape after the car battery ran down after 20 minutes?" the someone shouts, until you realise that there is something special about this car. Someone has rigged up dynamos to the wheels, which are directly charging the battery. The car will never run out of power!
Unlike poor zaphod, whose remains on the end of a rope are all that are left of him. And a bit of skeleton.
Zaphod79 was a
Male Townie.
Hey, there's a DVD! You find someone with a player and stick it on.
The DVD (because everyone keeps writing in first person in the present - rather than in third person and in the past as if the village were discovering the facts the morning after, rather than standing up against the window witnessing some murders, but anyway, at least the writing is good) wrote:
Trooper sits down to watch TV to discover it is relaying a live video feed of the bathroom. He goes to the bathroom only to be savagely attacked by a robot primed to destroy those who are racked by guilt. The robot slices Trooper into 27 pieces then implodes. Trooper's last recorded words are "I will be avenged".
Trooper was the
Mafia Godfather.
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Alarm
ApplePieOfDestiny
Curiosity
DavPaz
flis
Goddess Jasmine
Joans
kalmar
KovacsC
LaceSensor
Malc
Mr Kissyfur
Mr Russell
nickachu
Runcle
sinister agent
Squirt
Wullie
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With 18 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 14 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.
Today ends on Monday, 10am.
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Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.