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Oh noes! Bobbyaro has been strangled to death! On the wall, in red lipstick, is written "Killed by my manly man hands".
Bobbyaro was a Male Townie.
Who else?
On noes! Craster! It looks like someone threw a grenade into his house, and Craster lept upon it to save himself. Alas, his intestines have splattered the opposite wall, covering everything except for the framed certificate of his Ph.D in Physics.
Craster was a Female Townie.
Any more?
What's this? You find a doggy bag in the town square tomorrow morning, filled with what looks like human remains, but it's difficult to tell, it's such a bloody mess. Attached to the bag is a note, in a blood stained envelope, the note says "You talk too much". Alongside the grisly package is a VHS cassette.
The video starts with a rustle and a view of the dark grass, it pans up and looks through the window of a dirty, unkempt, desperately flea-ridden house. Superdupergill is inside sitting at home watching lip service, she turns her head, it is obvious she has heard a noise outside, and we see her go outside to investigate. The camera cuts off and goes dark. The video starts up again and we see Superdupergill coming back inside, it is obvious that she couldn't find anything to worry about. We see her reach for the TV controller only to find its been replaced by... a tender pork loin. Before she knows it, a dog is barking upstairs - then we hear another in the kitchen... Then... There is another dog in the living room! The 3 dogs chase Superdupergill, they pounce, Superdupergill is savagely mauled and torn apart. They leave a hell of a mess! A gloved hand pushes open the window and then the picture cuts off - but the sound continues, you can hear what sounds like scraping and slopping out, with the crinkle of paper every so often. Somewhere in the near distance a dog barks...
Superdupergill was the Bus driver. You also notice that the dogs had an Italian accent.

That's your lot. Update your spreadsheets, and carry on.

[playerlist]
Alarm
ApplePieOfDestiny
Curiosity
DavPaz
flis
Goddess Jasmine
Joans
kalmar
KovacsC
LaceSensor
Malc
Mr Kissyfur
Mr Russell
nickachu
Runcle
sinister agent
Squirt
TheVision
Trooper
Warhead
Wullie
zaphod79
[/playerlist]

With 22 players alive, 12 votes are required for a lynch, and 17 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

Timeout at 17:00 tomorrow (Thursday). Go!

Not a good result for the night...

I've never seen anything so horrible and sickening! Quite funny though

So, what's that, two serial kills and the bus-driver done in by the Mafia.
Bit of the shame the SKs hit townies. They won't be able to claim they are "on our side" in this game anyway...

It could be worse (though admittedly not by too much); the bus driver had the potential to be a right pain in the butt for the Town.

Also, the the Mafia didn't recruit, so they haven't gained numbers, at least.

But we're a couple of Townies down. I guess the question is whether or not those were the targetted ones, or did Gill drive either of them around? Sadly, the only people to know for sure will be baddies.

Is the manly man hands thing a red herring, bluff or double bluff? I doubt Malc would be so blatant though

Hello,

I stupidly forgot to wake up from my beauty sleep yesterday and 4 people in the town are dead.
The town scriber seems to have recorded yesterdays events but it seems I've missed nothing but inane chatter.

Even though I have suspicions about Malc, that seems fairly likely to be a red herring.

Well, they can, as their killing will naturally be as random to start with as our lynching.

But they won't have a good track record to provoke any leniancy.
So, we should definitely lynch youthem!

How do we know the mafia did not recruit?

Have to agree, seems too blatant to me, but then it could be a triple bluff!

The death of superdupergill was pretty funny, but totally gross

Because they killed. One or t'other. Or prozzify.

Yeah I think the same. Townies have clearly been split by gender and I think malc was emphasising to other townies that he knew to show his innocence.

Poor Gilly Willow turned bad!

gulp...poor Gilly

think the Malc thing might be a red herring personally

Poor Gill.. that's horrible.. and she didn't even get to finish Lip Service.

oh.. yeah.. poor the other 2 as well.

[vote:malc] Im pretty sure HE did it.

Why would he do that though (and to such an OTT degree). I think it's a very remote chance that you'll be prozzified rather than killed, at this stage anyway.

It seems odd for a townie.
I'm going to bet he's the gun nut, hoping to be investigated.

Of course he knew, it's in the rules.
He's trying too hard, but it doesn't necessarily mean he isn't what he says.

I wonder if SDG's death is more about the attack dogs in codblops than anything else - and a question for all the beard stroking yesterday.

What is the advantage of it ?

The only *disadvantage* of being female is that you can be recruited into the mafia as a "lady of negotiable affection" , however saying your a man (truefully) just helps the mafia to know not to target you for recruitment so it *helps the baddies*.

Falsely claiming (as SGD did) at least has a point as it would make you think that they were not one to be 'recruited' but does it really do anything else ?

In fact isnt a false claim that your a female (and so is my wife) better as the mafia probably wont kill you because they want to recruit you (and if the town believed you then your a townie so 'safe' apart from the SK)

Crikey, that's quite a massacre.

Aww, the pigeon has left the bus.

No offence to Gilly or anything, but I actually think having the bus driver out makes things significantly better for the town. Otherwise, we'd have a situation where every night, we'd have no way of telling who actually targeted who, and given how many people could be killing, and how little information we have anyway, that would mean we'd just be even more screwed than the town naturally are.

Also



Made me laugh lots, you bastard.

Well, I don't know, I go to my manly Gymn, get caught up in my manly work out, and all hell breaks loose.

And as for the suggestion that I partook in some of those neferaious activities, I think that's a coward's tactic!


Although if I was the Serial Killer, that would be an amazing ruze to pull off! I would be proud to have the balls to do that, and although my manly balls are quite impressive, they are not quite as impressive as that.

As for those that are questioning my manlyness, and my openness about how manly I am, well, I can't help it. That's just the way I am, it's in my makeup (not that I would wear any, I'm not some sort of tranny! and anyone who says otherwise, especially anyone who says I do it on tuesdays and call myself Trudy, that's so untrue it's untrue!

As such, I am suspect of nikachu at the moment, as well as keeping my suspicions of warhead from yesterday. We really can't afford another time out, so as good men we should keep an eye on the time. I will be popping back to my gymn off and on, but will try and check out the goings on as frequently as I can.

In the meantime stay. Men, stay manly.

Malc

Can i vote we keep Malc in for a while for the wondrous posts even if we do work out he's the serial killer or a prossie ?

*strokes Malc's beard*

Suspect of me? I was too busy cleaning up the mess left of poor old gilly.

My man, I like the sound of you, what say we do manly things together?

You can watch me work out if you like?

In a manly way, I am a man.

Malc the man

What's with all the bird references? I call fowl play...

I like pigeons.

Someone's put a Malc amoungst the pigeons?

What a horrible way to go, eaten by dogs? Fuck that.

Apart from making me 'lol' at work, Craster tragic death smells of DavPaz.....The dirty boy.

I'm not sure about who killed Bobby or who the mafia are, really. Although, Warhead seems very concerned about how to play the game, like perhaps he might not be fulfilling his role properly....doesn't mean he's in a bad guy role though, I guess.

[vote:DavPaz]

Right, sod it. Nothing's happening, but something about nikachu's lightheartedness is about the only thing marking anyone out. Apart from Malc, but iono, I'm not convinced that was a double bluff.

So.


[vote: nikachu]

Lightheartedness? surely you mean cluelessness!

I assure you I'm fulfilling my role to the best of my abilities. All will be well in the fullness of time.

Smells of Davpaz? A recently obliterated Craster probably doesn't smell of Lacoste Essential

Woooo, votes won't count unless you can spell the names, woo.






I smell lovely, you cunt.

Shaddup. I'm drunk, okay.

And now he doth protest! Dun dun dunnnn.


[vote: Nickachu]

Proxy seems to know something we don't

Killing Gilly with Italian sounding Dogs. The dog connection really makes me think Nickachu, so although I was joking yesterday when I voted for him, I'm minded to go back towards him.

Also, Bobby and Craster. Curiosity always kills the people he knows best, something to do with his knowing inferiority I guess. If thats right, he'll hit me tomorrow if he isn't lynched tonight, but that would be a bad move.

Hmmm *ponders*

Maybe we should lynch you then, Riles? Save you the horrific death at the hands of a SK? A mercy killing, if you like....

Mr. Paz, that is the fragrance of murderers.

How bloodthirsty of you. Do you enjoy pasta?

I actually don't like the thought of hanging an innocent man, which is why I didn't vote for a lynch on day 1. I just think Riles' comment was a little more than an innocent townie fearing for his life.

I was trying to get a thought process going, rather than ohmygodnoeshowsad We can't rely on the serial killers to take out the mafia then each other.

Having slept on it, I'm going to go ahead and [vote:TheVision] and invite any other godfearing townsfolk to do the same!

It would be very funny if Malc is indeed doing a double bluff on the SK thing.

I imagine the other SK or the Mafia might find that out for us before we have to, though.

I have no idea who is bad at the moment. A lot of new players means it's harder to get a feel for how they normally play things.

Still pondering? I don't trust you i'm afraid, surely your next move after those thoughts would be to vote for someone, either nickachu or curiosity.
What are you waiting for?

VOTE UPDATE

thevision: 1 (kalmar)
nickachu: 1 (sinister agent)
davpaz: 1 (flis)
malc: 1 (nickachu)

Not voted: 18 (alarm, applepieofdestiny, curiosity, davpaz, goddess jasmine, joans, kovacsc, lacesensor, malc, mr kissyfur, mr russell, runcle, squirt, thevision, trooper, warhead, wullie, zaphod79)

With 22 players alive, 12 votes are required for a lynch, and 17 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

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5pm?

Waiting for a bandwagon to turn up? Afraid to stand on your own convictions?

Well, I'm not. I don't like the way you are playing.

[vote:ApplePieOfDestiny]