Be Excellent To Each Other

Right, your candidates are:

Doctor Glyndwr (Keep Royalty White, Rat Catching And Safe Sewage Residents' Party)
Mr Dave (Comfy Sweaters Lets Not Be Too Hasty Party)
End of an Era (Adder Party)
DavPaz (Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party)

The vote counters will be KovacsC, Sir Taxalot and me.

Please send a PM to the 'Stalwart Counters' group (found on the left underneath the usernames box) with ONE choice in the 'Title' field. Any votes completed incorrectly won't count. Please also include a picture of your favourite superhero (optional, although if you don't you will be severely frowned at).

The deadline is 6pm Monday 10th May. Happy voting!

One person's managed to do it wrong already. Some things never change around here.

[is sure he got it right]

It'd perhaps help if the instructions weren't wrong.
It wouldn't be so bad, but you went and underlined the wrong bit.

Er... do you want me to do it again, then?
Listen, I've got my hard earned reputation to think of here.

EDIT: Okay, resent.

Do those standing get a vote?

Yes, everyone does.

I was doing it from memory - it's actually called 'Title'. I'll amend it.

*Votes for Gaywood*

Although I think it is bad form to vote for yourself.

*votes incorrectly*

ker-vote!

*Votes with bad form*

(Given it's the only vote I'm likely to get, I think it's ok in this case )

Will DavPaz have enough time to moderate now he's a filthy pervert lurker?

Will the Doc now that he's fled the country after accusations he was the the man who got that apple employee drunk ?

*votes tactically*

BRING BACK OUR DAVPAZ

It's a cheap marketing ploy. Any minute now DavSpaz, Dimmers, Perkies will relaunch like Take That did while Malc carries on with his solo project.

Perkies has gone as well? What's going on?

Dunno really, seems out of sorts to be away for so long. Must be serious.

He'll be back with David Cameron in a day or two.

Rumours that we've contacted other forums with a view to establishing a coalition moderatorship are entirely unfounded.

Mainly because I'm on my fourth term so there's no way we're compromising on the voting system.

I'm considering an amnesty on all lurkers who've been here for more than two years.

799 bananas.

Can I just say, I wholeheartedly endorse none of the above candidates.

O RLY?

Obviously I half-heartedly endorse one of them

Monday the 11th of May is quite a long way off. I was hoping to have this settled a little sooner than 2015.

Oops. Updated.

HAHAAH YOU GUYZ ARE STOPID!

Count yourself lucky he hasn't locked himself in the mod forum and refused to answer the door.

Not long now.

Just over an hour to get your vote in.

*wonders if he could combine his, Dave's and EOAE's vote to moderate as a coalition to keep the celts from power*

GTFF!

Kalmar's (allegedly) all-celt, and I'm half celt, so I think you're onto a losing bet there.

As it happens, my family's welsh a few generations back, so it's academic anyway.

The noo.

And my grandfather was Scottish (proper Scottish too, not Kalmar Scottish).

There you are !

*strokes and pats fondly*. Good to see you back !

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Well, that was a short return, see y'all!

Has Mr Dave won this or is he going to have to be buggered by Peter Madleson due to a load of geography teachers and lefties calling for his head?

Given my entire election platform was "Vote Gaywood, he's better than me", I'd be surprised if I won.

The proles may have admired your honesty though.

Thanks to everyone who voted - I've slammed the polling station doors shut. I'll be back once I've counted up and had confirmation from my fellow stalwart counters.

I will fully support whoever takes over from me. I will obviously stand down once we've thrashed out a progressive alliance. So September, obv.

With a surname like Parry? I don't believe you.

It's a silly surname. Not as silly as yours though