Gambling for a GOOD CAUSE

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Hello All,

My son, known to all as The Boy, is a goalkeeper in an Under-10s football team. We're looking to raise some funds for kit and for an event shelter for summer tournaments. To do this we're doing a thing called "footy cards" (which is apparently a well-known thing that I've never heard of.

How it works, is I sell you guys a square on this here card...

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... for £5 a time and when it's full, I scratch off that silver panel and whichever person's square is revealed gets SIXTY BLOODY QUID! How good is that??

So, if you're interested, PM me with the square you want and I'll send you a link for payment.
I'll keep submissions open until Friday 3rd March 4pm.

GOOD LUCK

Preston N.E. TAKEN
Sheff Wed. Taken (MaliA)
Reading TAKEN
Wolves TAKEN (BroPazWife)
Tottenham TAKEN (Mimi)
Southampton TAKEN
Hibernian TAKEN
Arsenal TAKEN (DadPaz)
Derby Co. TAKEN (Lord Kern)
Man Utd. TAKEN (GazChap)
Liverpool TAKEN
Celtic TAKEN
West Ham TAKEN (Grimothy)
Burnley TAKEN (Kovacs)
Blackpool TAKEN (MiniPaz)
Ipswich Town TAKEN (Squirt)
Cardiff City TAKEN (BroPaz)
Notts Co. TAKEN
Aston Villa TAKEN (Joans)
Birmingham TAKEN

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2023 17:13

Put me down for Burnley.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2023 18:02

League one too of the tablers Sheffield Wednesday, please.

Also, how can you not have heard of these? Was a staple at the flat roofed boozer I used to drink in. That, and the meat raffle.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

MaliA wrote:

League one too of the tablers Sheffield Wednesday, please.

Also, how can you not have heard of these? Was a staple at the flat roofed boozer I used to drink in. That, and the meat raffle.

Dunno. Sheltered upbringing I suppose?

Ta, BTW.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

I’ll take Spurs. Will DM

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

Rub panel gently with edge of… what?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Mimi wrote:

Rub panel gently with edge of… what?

I guess we'll find out...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Squares going fast off forum!

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Feb 26, 2023 22:18

If it's available, Derby please [because Cottage]

Otherwise I'll trust your judgement on which team is least problematic.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Kern wrote:

If it's available, Derby please [because Cottage]

Otherwise I'll trust your judgement on which team is least problematic.

Derby is yours. Thanks, bud

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Let's have Villa then, they've got to win something at some point.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Joans wrote:

Let's have Villa then, they've got to win something at some point.

It's yours

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6602

Ahh, gwan, I'll take one if there are any free. Part of my New Year Resolutions was to do more small donations to good causes.

Also, I'd feel bad being mean about the wonky clip-art if i didn't donate!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Squirt wrote:

Ahh, gwan, I'll take one if there are any free. Part of my New Year Resolutions was to do more small donations to good causes.

Also, I'd feel bad being mean about the wonky clip-art if i didn't donate!

Thankyou! Your square is Ipswich!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Only 2 squares left! Man Utd and West Ham await their champion!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Only Man Utd remain! Who will claim the Devils?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6602

Will you live stream the scratching off?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Squirt wrote:

Will you live stream the scratching off?

I feel I may have to

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:10

Get a celeb in.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2023 13:17

PM sent.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

AND WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

I'll sort out a way of fairly scratching off the card tonight so I'm not accused of shenanigans!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

I’m pretty sure we all trust you, Mr Paz

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6602

The heck we do. I demand an independent adjudicator!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Ah bugger, I wasn't on video. I'm a fucking idiot! But here's a still of the result...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Non-forumite Helen is the winner!

Thanks for playing, your generosity is as always very much appreciated :luv:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

FIX!!!

Absolute cheatin’ fix up! I demand a re-scratch!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

It’s a great idea. I’ve never seen these cards before, either. They do look like they were produced in 1985, though. It’s only the phone number that makes them look like they were likely printed afterwards.

What did you rub it gently with the edge of in the end?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

The Boy used a special coin.

Generously, MrsPaz is donating her winnings in full to the football team. Only fair really

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26017

That’s really nice. Best outcome all around.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:04

Fucking bullshit is what it is. I wanted some money. Greedy fucking football wankers

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Grim... wrote:

Fucking bullshit is what it is. I wanted some money. Greedy fucking football wankers

Imma read this out to the kids tonight

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

DavPaz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Fucking bullshit is what it is. I wanted some money. Greedy fucking football wankers

Imma read this out to the kids tonight

Register it as a name at companies House and sponsor the team so it can be printed on the kit

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2023 17:56

Mimi wrote:

They do look like they were produced in 1985, though. It’s only the phone number that makes them look like they were likely printed afterwards.

They remind of the FAST ads that littered Amiga magazines.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2023 18:05

Mr Russell wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Fucking bullshit is what it is. I wanted some money. Greedy fucking football wankers

Imma read this out to the kids tonight

Register it as a name at companies House and sponsor the team so it can be printed on the kit

'mon the GFF dub!

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2023 9:57

Kern wrote:

They remind of the FAST ads that littered Amiga magazines.

I never did get the £1,000 reward. Cunts.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

Your generous donations were greatfully received by the Greedy Fucking Football Wankers

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2023 14:15

I hope you presented it in the form of a big fuck-off cheque with BeExcellentToEachOther.com on it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38640

GazChap wrote:

I hope you presented it in the form of a big fuck-off cheque with BeExcellentToEachOther.com on it.

Almost. A shady wad of twenties on the edge of the pitch

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2023 15:20

Good enough.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:53

DavPaz wrote:

Your generous donations were greatfully received by the Greedy Fucking Football Wankers

That should be the name of their stadium.

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