Be Excellent To Each Other

They say that no-one ever leaves Sixwick, not whilst they're still breathing anyway. Mind you, ever since the old mine closed and the freeway bypassed the main street, no-one ever comes to Sixwick either. This is two-horse town. A town with no Starbucks, no McDonalds and only one bar. When the sun goes down, bad things happen. Things that no-one likes to talk about. Deaths, disappearances and other horrors. Most blame the burgeoning Mafia, but there's a chance that someone else is stalking the streets in the dark.

Into this charged atmosphere walks a new face. A stranger with no name.

The old Judge is dead. Law and Order has crumbled. The lynch rope and mob rule have taken hold.

BE AFRAID.

[playerlist]
LaceSensor
Runcle
Alarm
Bobbyaro
Flis
Christine
Trooper
gospvg
Curiosity
Joans
Sinister Agent
Kalmar
Nickachu
Zaphod79
Goddess Jasmine
Grim...
Mr Russell
Gilly
Mr Dave
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With 19 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 14 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

Day 1 Ends at 11am tomorrow.

Ooh, I hope this new stranger has worn his shoes out from all that walking from a far away place. He might need to buy a new pair of shoes from Mr Russell's Shoe Emporium.

Aaah, this be a terrible time for all. Makes me wish I hadn't given up the salty waves. Davey Jones' locker surely be better than this 'ere drydock of hell.

Oh… hey! Didn't see you there…
How's things with you? I'm pretty good really, can't complain
I'm Dave Townie by the way, although everyone calls me "Townie" for short, which is a bit strange when you think about it. Firstly because that's just my name, and secondly because it's actually longer than Dave! Those guys!
You know something, I love this town, i'm a townie through and through, I was born here, lived all my life here, and… God forbid it should ever happen… I expect i'll go into the good Lord's grace here! Cut me in a half and you'll see townie written all the way through, just like a stick of rock, if you know what i'm saying.
Like my hat? It says townie on it, i'm wearing my townie jacket too, and my townie trousers, townie shirt, townie vest, townie… wait, not my townie underpants, Mrs Townie and I were… well… you know, and I got dressed in a hurry! Commando today!

Where were we? Oh yes! Don't spread this around, but something is going down in this town, some people are starting to look a little bit shifty to me, if you know what I mean. Not like us good honest town folk.
If you see anything suspicious, you'll let me know, right?

Anyway, talk to you later! If you need to find me, here is my card…

Morning everyone.

I do so hope we can kill off all the nasty mafia types before my wife gives birth.

Whe the Hell killed the Judge?

Who*

Are both the horses alright?

*Excuse me, David Pazlington-Smyth III, where might one find the rules?*

Jesus! Where did that jail come from?

I don't trust Dave.

What if the badgers attack? We're probably alright now, because they mostly come out at night...

Christine will divert their attention.

*Dave Townie breaks into song*

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

If you like his gopher loafers I could knock you up a pair in a couple of days.

Dog clogs are a bit harder to come by.

You don't trust me? What makes you not trust a townie, what do you have to fear from us townie types.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen you in town before, who are you? Do you have a business card?

Morning all. and what a glorious day it is.

Woohoo !!

New Game New Game !!

Oooh, are we going to play a game? I'm partial to a bit of crown green bowls in the town square, but i'll play any game that people in the town want to play
Lets push the boat out and play Kerplunk!

Dave seems to be a bit mental... maybe he's some kind of looney.

[vote:Bobbyaro]

All serial killers start out on animals.

Compared to Sweden! It's a horrible day. Wait a minute...have you just wandered in from a-far?

So, this stranger...is he single? Sexually attractive, maybe? Who am I kidding, like any of that matters! But seriously, where is he.

Oh, Bobby had cheered me up with his little song Curio ruined it for me with his 'thinking'.

Sweden... what sweden... I've lived in Sixwick for many a years

It's true. I sold him a lovely Italian half brogue not two months ago.

Oh that's handy, an alibi...Italian, you say? Also handy to have a legitimate business to help with the money laundering, hmm!? And what kind of leather is that.....? You monsters.

Oh, I merely sell the shoes. It's not up to me what choices people make. Whether it be a nice Italian leather, or a comfy albino rhino hide.

I tried to order the latter over the phone, and you didn't answer.

Maybe you just hate me.

The reception here is terrible... must be T-Mobile. He probably couldnt hear you properly.

We welcome orders from all.

I think he ran out of credit, and then hurt his back.

And then got turned into comfy loafers. Watch your back!

Morning all. Or should I say All Mourning? Very sad day to see our very own Judge Reinhold has been murdered, we must avenge the 80's film star legend's death and kill his murderer/s.

Afternoon folks. I'll be in the one and only bar.

I'm amazed that Chesney Hawkes theme pub is still open.

No McDonalds, fuck this I'm moving...


....as soon as I can sell my house..

Holy crap, this started already?

Hello,

I'm here , however limited in time , right now FOS at Trooper for being 'too' townie.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Hello, chums. Bobby Davros here, your local window cleaner. Did you know that her at number six has lots of gentlemen callers? Well, I say gentlemen, but some of the stuff they do is mind bleach terrority. I wouldn't peer in for so long if it wasn't for the fact that I have a tiny sponge and that the windows get so dirty so quickly.

Too townie, if I wasn't such a proud town citizen, I might be offended!
However, as I love this town so much, and am proud to be a townie, then being accused of being too townie makes me happy

Been a fairly quiet day so far in town... but that's understandable considering the horror that has happened. Let's hope the police can catch these thugs and clean up this town in time for the easter parade.

True, but it's really going beyond "protest too much" into "immediately suspicious" and all the way back round to "well he wouldn't be doing that if he had anything to hide, would he".

So a double bluff.

Err yeah, FoS trooper.

Seriously? I frankly thought it was an excuse to show a funny business card picture.

Well it was funny.

I wondered why my windows sparkled so brightly. I'm sure I've never paid a window cleaner either...hmm.

And I live at no.9 but one of the screws is broken. I did call the handyman out but he got.....distracted by....something? Erm.

I've just got a new range of boots in. Full length, half length, fully fashion calf length, brown boots, black boots, patent leather jackboots, low boots, high boots, lovely lanky thigh boots.

I hope you dig my boots.

Mmm. [Vote: Mr Russ]
he's the mafia don, you know

It's true. Except when it's not. Which is this week.