Be Excellent To Each Other

After a short nights sleep, the remaining townies awoke. In hindsight it perhaps would've been prudent if they'd all stayed under one roof and not slept, everyone gathered at the pub and noticed DavPaz was missing. They went to his house and found him half submerged in his pond, wearing concrete boots. Italian concrete boots.

DavPaz was the Paranoid Doctor.

[playerlist]
Alarm
ApplePieOfDestiny
flis
LaceSensor
Malc
[/playerlist]

With 5 players alive, 3 votes are required for a lynch, and 4 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

You have until 2pm tomorrow (Thursday).

Wooooooo!

You're all idiots

Wooooo!

So either the SK wasn't in time, or they targeted the person davpaz was protecting (or davpaz was protecting the sk)

Right the doctor isn't whom I thought it was, and I think we have 2 mafia, 1 sk, 1 gun nut and me.

I thought flis was the doctor, so I'm going to go back to sussing her.

[vote:flis]

Malc

What the cocking fuck? Why won't this town die?

[vote:lacesensor] if only because DP wanted to lynch him yesterday.

I could be persuaded to change my vote to him, possibly.

Malc

Me too. I tried to vote for ls yesterday but ran out of time.

So...?

So, I'm a bit worried about there being 3 baddies, and any push might be coming from them.

Luckily the SK NEEDS both mafia dead before the gun nut and me, so for the time being can be considered to be acting in the interests of the town.

The mafia probably don't care that much that if there is a vote or not. It's going to be very hard to get all 3 non mafia voting the same way.

So good luck us.

Malc

You heartless bastard...

[vote:applepieofdestiny]

There is no point in voting for 3 different people, that's not good for anyone. apart from the Mafia. My vote sticks for now.

Malc

Christ almighty.

Grim... who art in heaven. Are you sure you didn't designate 2 loonies?

Er, who the fuck said there were 2 baddies left?

Oops, I mean mafia.

And actually, wait a fucking minute. How are you so certain that there are two mafia? Your first post said maybe, now you know. You did the same yesterday.

[vote:malc]

That's what I'm talking about! He's pretty convinced of it like....

[vote:malc]

Well, the test of this pudding is which one of Alarm and LS join in.

I don't know, I'm just saying that as, like you said I've mentioned it twice.

You and flis are both mafia, and no one should vote for me.

This is a big push, as once I've gone the mafia have won.

Be really careful, remember I got doctored twice, and people still died.

so if I was mafia, in that case there would have to be 2 mafia. If not there is only a 1/4 chance that I am mafia.

Please, other people, listen to me, or the town loses.

Malc

Stop crying into your pasta.

We know that Malc isn't the SK. He could be mafia, though. I still suspect ls.

You're so scummy it's untrue.

Yeah, so's your mum.

Malc

So lets get this right, the only way that you could be mafia, is if there were 2 mafia. The one set of circumstances that you could only know existed if you were in the Mafia. The one set of circumstances that you, and only you, keep banging on about being in place?

Saying that, the SK could take out the mafia and the townies have a chance of winning. Hmm.

Does anyone else understand wtf he's on about?

Alarm, take him down dude.

I cannot see any which way this can go without the gun nut winning. Who the fuck is gonna take him on? The remaining mafia will take me out tonight, because I'm not the gun nut.

If a townie or the sk dies today the town can't win.

let's say I die, and I'm a townie, that leaves the mafia with 2 (I'm not going to qualify this any more after this) 1 townie, and 1 sk

if the mafia hit the sk, and the sk hits the gun nut, the mafia win
if the mafia hit the sk and the sk hits a mafia, that leaves 1 mafia and the gun nut, which I guess is a draw?
if the mafia hit the gun nut (I can't be the gun nut as the doctor stayed with me) and the sk hit a mafia, it becomes a draw
if the mafia hit the gun nut and the sk hit the gun nut the madia win.

Lets say we lynch the sk, then the mafia/town are 2/2 so the mafia win.

We have to lynch the mafia, the mafia have obviously jumped on me as they only need one more vote to give them at worst a draw and at best a win. (which is why they wanted the sk before (they think lace is the sk, I'm inclined to agree) but couldn't both jump on without giving themselves away), now I've "given myself away" they think they can legitimatly jump on me. Don't fall for it.

I will only consider a vote for flis or APOD at this point.

Malc

If we don't hit a bad guy today it is mafia win. Town can potentially win if there is only one mafia left at the end of the day and they have a gunfight with the SK overnight.

Stop Bruschettaring your mafianess under the carpet.

Oh, its only certain Mafia win tonight if Malc is right about there being 2 mafia. And even then they could still lose if the SK targeted one italian and the other hit the gun owner.

Looks like we might be screwed by Lace's absence.

If I don't go today, then I think I'll be dead tonight, if that happens (and the gun nut survives). The SK and the gun nut, in fact, there's no point, as I think It'll be game over.

Malc

Is ls away away, or just not online atm?

Grim.. posted that he was flying somewhere the other day

Malc

Well, if he is afk, then he could be the SK.

Anyway, for now I shall [vote:flis] in ls' absence.

Well, unless LS is here, then this is going to end stalemate (unless I am wrong about APOD and he jumps on flis - so to speak!).

If this does end stalemate, we really need the SK to kill a mafia type, hmm, once again thinking about this, unless there is only 1 mafia, we need to get a mafia today!

Off home now, no talkie for a while.

Malc

Fuck. This is an impasse that will have no good result. I cannot see LS voting before the close of the day.

If this is an Alarm and Malc alliance as Mafia, it is undisguised as hell. But there is still a 50% chance that Flis is Mafia. I need to take out a Mafia before nightfall, and I therefore need a lynching tonight.

Fuck it, lets get this done

[vote:flis]

[dramatic pause]

VOTE UPDATE

malc: 1 (flis)
flis: 3 (Malc, ApplePieOfDestiny, Alarm)

Not voted: 1 (lacesensor)

With 5 players alive, 3 votes are required for a lynch, and 4 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

Flis is not a happy bunny. As ApplePieOfDestiny slowly chinese-burns her to death, she shouts out "Odio la torta di mele! E il destino!"

Yes indeed, Flis was the (replacement) Mafia Godfather.

Night actions by 10am tomorrow (Thursday).