Butifull pies

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

A child I know who shall remain nameless has been tasked with writing about the various types of music that can be listened to on one of those modern mini iGramaphone things or whatever they are.

Being 11 he's just googled and taken the info from the first page by the look of it. Rather than cut and paste though he has at least typed it out himself and added his own extras. Bear in mind he just got a decent report in English from school I give you the following edited highlights on;

Unknown child wrote:

Classical - a type of music involving stringed instruments and deep meal or female voices. This type of music is a rather butifull pies off music that has been known to make grown men cry.

Tribal - a type of music that natives from tribes all over the world. There music is supoast to be tremendous. Children from the age of three must be involved or they are punished.

Jazz - in this genre the skilled performer intercepts a tune in his own way.

I am off to beat some tribal children for not performing music now.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 15:56

Unedited highlights please!

YOG · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 15:56

The jazz one is hilariously astute, in a Ralph Wiggum sort of way.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 16:00

Trousers wrote:

he just got a decent report in English from school

I believe that actually being able to spell has no place in today's English syllabus. In fact I hear that extra marks are often awarded for the most phonetically accurate renditions of words.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 16:04

The tribal children thing is excellent

Kern · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 16:05

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Jesus I've found the page he's cribbed most of it from - it's worse than Wikipedia..

What a load of shite Strapline for it is "Intelligent Life on the Web"

On Hip Hop

That Buzzle Shite wrote:

This type of music is the result of hip-hop culture and is known as hip-hop music.

Hoodathunk?

The rest he has just made up off the top of his head by the look of it - including the tribal punishment and deep female singers for classical music.

Bear or Bust · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 16:31

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Rock Music: This music genre originated in the rock and roll era of 1950s. The vocals are accompanied by guitar, drum and bass.

That just reminds me of Pendulum, Rock + Drum N Bass.

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Wedding Ceremony Music: Wedding music is used in the ceremonies like wedding.

You don't say.

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Techno Music: Techno music is also known as fusion music.

No it isn't, but full credit for mentioning Derrick May among other innovators.

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deep meal / rather butifull pies

I feel these should be linked somehow.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 16:36

Bear or Bust wrote:

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deep meal / rather butifull pies

I feel these should be linked somehow.

Was he writing this just before tea time by any chance?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 17:12

Awesome.

Mr Burrrrt · **Posted:** Tue May 11, 2010 17:20

Trousers wrote:

Jesus I've found the page he's cribbed most of it from - it's worse than Wikipedia..

What a load of shite Strapline for it is "Intelligent Life on the Web"

On Hip Hop

That Buzzle Shite wrote:

This type of music is the result of hip-hop culture and is known as hip-hop music.

Hoodathunk?

The rest he has just made up off the top of his head by the look of it - including the tribal punishment and deep female singers for classical music.

There's certainly nothing about pies on there.

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