Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello, chums!
Do you use clippers to cut your own hair like I do? If you do, what grade do you cut it to? If it's not the lowest one, could I possibly have the little black plastic thing that you don't use? I've lost mine

Thanks!

You can have my guard/s mate. I only use it without.

For a Wahl I take it?

What size would you like?

Sweet! Good one, Z-funk.
Yeah, it's a Wahl, the yellow one.
I shall PayPal you some £££ to cover the postage.

Just PM me your address sweet cheeks. Your thanks is enough.

You just want the grade 1 or do you want the 2 aswell?

*assumes that grimothy is shaving his head and says no more*

Your not going to make clones of me are you from the dead skin cells?

The skin on your scrote is too pliable to use clippers on.

be careful because they're all different.

I bic my head during the summer so I don't use mine. Infact I think I chucked them away.

I believe that's so you can choose between varying lengths of hair.

You need to pull it taught and shave against the grain.

Forever, it sounds like.

*Doffs cap*

Pah. What's wrong with scissors?

That explains your haircut, then.

They just don't cut it.

Sinister Agent, yesterday, and for several weeks to come.

I've been using them for six years now, and haven't done anything as daft as that.

I think that was actually just patchy hair-loss.

I would prefer to think that tiny aliens have been abducting his lice.

You cut your own hair with scissors? Cor. I have enough trouble getting the back right with clippers, and I just go for a grade 1 all over.

<groans>