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 Post subject: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 17:48 
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As, I am sure a fair few of you will be aware, I'm about to become an 'out of contract scientist'. Which is cool.

However, at 4pm, tomorrow, is my leaving 'Afternoon Tea'. I might be asked to say a few words. I have had a thought about this, and all I can come up with is:

"We did all this shit, which turned out to be awesome and I'm very proud to have done it"

So, I guess, I can drop the swearing and spin it out for 5 minutes.

Also, there's leaving drinks in the pub prior to curryfest, and I think I might need to sort that out tomorrow as well. As Mrs A wants to come with, which is cool as it means I'll get on the right bus...

Ideas, anyone, short of opening my shirt to reveal a c4 vest?

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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 17:52 
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At my leaving day a few weeks back, I mostly spoke about how the difference between a good job and a bad job is the people, and although I wasn't going miss this (point around office) I will you (point at onlookers).


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 18:15 
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At my leaving day a few weeks back, I mostly spoke about how the difference between a good job and a bad job is the people, and although I wasn't going miss this (point around office) I will you (point at onlookers).


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 18:34 
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MaliA wrote:
Ideas, anyone, short of opening my shirt to reveal a c4 vest?


Not again, please. ;)

Resist the urge to badmouth anyone, even if they deserve it, but feel free to make snide comments that are open to interpretation.
Then get drunk and have a curry and abuse everyone you don't like. :metul:


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 19:55 
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Yeah, don't slag anyone off - indeed, in my letter of resignation I thanked my boss for everything I'd learned over the last two years as it has finally sprung me into a proper career from the looks of things.

Feel free to drunkenly play people's rivalries off each other while in the pub later, of course.


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 20:14 
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AceAceBaby wrote:
richardgaywood wrote:
At my leaving day a few weeks back, I mostly spoke about how the difference between a good job and a bad job is the people, and although I wasn't going miss this (point around office) I will you (point at onlookers).


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>:( :'(


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 20:14 
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MaliA wrote:
As, I am sure a fair few of you will be aware, I'm about to become an 'out of contract scientist'. Which is cool.


I read "contract" as "control", and thought "Yes, that is indeed cool. Will MaliA be making crosses between monkeys and bananas and studying the resulting self fellation? "

But no.

Boo.

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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
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I think I'll just wing it.

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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 13:25 
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You cant just wing somethig like self-fellating bananamonkies, man! Think of the centrifuges.

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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
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Probably, I have idea in my head, and will leave it at that. I'm just now incredibly bored as desk is cleared and I've only to clean up this PC now.

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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
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I've only to clean up this PC now.


*MaliA deletes his massive collection of monkey pron

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I bought a half gig key in to rescue my music off this computer.

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I'll have a laser beam if there any going. And some of the Monkey porn.


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 Post subject: Re: Leaving do's
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You could buy your own.

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bRought! >:( :DD

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MaliA wrote:
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bRought! >:( :DD


That 'n all.

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